About Captain Clam and Team Clam Slam
Captain Clam and Team Clam Slam
Captain Clam has been riding waves for centuries as the Keeper of the Ocean. Cruising for bruisings, those who live to tell the Tale of Captain Clam will say they are still haunted by the Captain's intoxicating mollusk scent and the sight of the Captain's seaweed glitter beard.
Once held captive by the illustrious Calypso, Captain Clam broke free to sail the seas and along the way captured several trashy beach-bums. Together, as Team CLAM SLAM, Captain Clam and the beach-heads are ready to CLEAN UP this filthy OCEAN FLOOR. Look out all you shrimps and minnows, the Captain is ready to make a SPLASH!
SEPTEMBER 5, 2019
Gettin’ crazy and kickin’ ass to make the world a better place.
CLAWstin — the Austin league of the national Collective of Lady Arm Wrestlers — is an association of tough Austin ladies dedicated to showcasing women’s strengths and bringing in the Benjamins for local nonprofits. A CLAWstin match is part athletic event, part circus, and just about the wildest show in town.