About Svetlana Slutnik
Despite cozy ties with the Kremlin, Svetlana Slutnik found herself in hot vodka when word got out that she’d been letting several top officials put their Kalashnikovs in her gun case. Suddenly, an old arms dealing charge resurfaced, so she fled Russia with her posse of commie cougars faster than you can say “Pussy Riot.” They landed in the U S of A, where Svetlana’s ability to drink Stolichnaya until dawn, twerk in 5” stilettos, and assemble an AK-47 blindfolded quickly made her a darling among GOP leaders and NRA bigwigs.
After Svetlana nearly ignited World War III at CLAWstin 9, Moscow got wind of her whereabouts and her powerful American connections. Mother Russia has threatened a buy her a one-way ticket to Siberia unless Svetlana keeps a low profile and uses her “soft skills” to gather some kompromat on her new friends. Luring senators into a little collusion at the W is easy breezy; keeping away from the thrill of the wrestling table is almost impossible. Can this MILF-y Moscovite stay incognito, or is the temptation of CLAWstin too strong? Find out at CLAWstinX.
SEPTEMBER 5, 2019
Gettin’ crazy and kickin’ ass to make the world a better place.
CLAWstin — the Austin league of the national Collective of Lady Arm Wrestlers — is an association of tough Austin ladies dedicated to showcasing women’s strengths and bringing in the Benjamins for local nonprofits. A CLAWstin match is part athletic event, part circus, and just about the wildest show in town.